Whenever I wear my Holland shirt people always as me if I’m from Holland. I never get questioned about my origins when I’m wearing any of my other shirts.
Just like ants on a log but with cranberries instead of raisins. Delicious.
I went to visit it today. It was destroyed. Someone destroyed my dreams. I will destroy them.
me: “i got an email from this lady saying that i wouldn’t be the right fit for the apartment because i have a rabbit.”jillian: “maybe she’s a carrot.”
I understand everyone and no one all at the same time.
me: “the sausage, egg and cheese croissant?”lady: “oh i ordered a sausage and cheese croissant. no egg. – i could take it off.”me: “no, no I’ll fix the order for you.”lady: “well – i am allergic.”ingredients in our croissants: sugar, yeast, flour, milk, salt, sugar, eggs, and butter
I don’t frequent my blog.